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mydogsnokes:

if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

rip-homegirl:

im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t